Parody Title: Hey Michael Guerin...You're The One For Me
Author: Starlight
Written: 11/03/00
Real Song: Madonna
Notes: As if Maria were singing.

Hey Michael Guerin you’re the only one
I wanna spend my life with
And when the spaceship comes
You never will get on
Or mention the granilith

Chorus: Because you’re part human and belong here, yeah
Even though you’re part alien you shouldn’t go there, no

Together we’ve been through out-of-this-world things
So many I can’t keep track of
From the FBI to evil aliens too
I still turn to you who I love

Repeat chorus Repeat first verse